By Jan 
In a world where kombucha flows freer than water and kale has become a currency of the
soul, a new detox trend has arrived — and it’s bringing the sweat. Literally.
Recent chatter from the wellness corners of the universe suggests that combining MSM
(Methylsulfonylmethane) with Vitamin C, and adding in NAC, chlorella, and a sprinkle of
sauna therapy may just help your body release the modern curse of plastic buildup. Yes, the
same plastic your smoothie straw was trying to avoid.
But wait, there’s more. When sweating it out like a serene swamp creature, you’re
encouraged to sip water — the fancy kind — and take activated charcoal or chlorella to trap
those sneaky toxins before they boomerang back into your bloodstream. Science? Partially.
Spiritual metaphor? Entirely.
The real takeaway here isn’t just the plastic. It’s reverence. It’s care. It’s realizing that your
body, that squishy vessel of cosmic stardust, deserves more than leftover takeout and
anxiety. It deserves gratitude, respect, and perhaps a little sauna-induced transcendence.
So next time you’re sweating buckets and hugging a glass of green microplastic-free water,
just remember — you’re not detoxing. You’re initiating a sacred rite of return… to yourself.